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1 Server Purge on Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:35 am

Polar. "Mister President, The Takistanis threatened to use the last nuclear device on Elektro! Its the last city!"
President Welsh: "Fuquem, activate the last team of special forces we have!"
Vice President Polar: "Please! No Sir, it would be best if the last surivors just died! Don't send the team in!"

*"Fuquckem!"

Three hours later:
"Better off dead folks, better we just go to work than having to pay that 20 coin bet. Fuq the Prez!"

*Five hours later - *Mushroom Cloud

Server Purge! They pissed off the wrong Team of Specially trained forces.



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2 Re: Server Purge on Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:37 am

*MEANTIME AT THE DOGFOOD FACTORY:

"Yes, son, Thaz said all of us little Horsies could come here to live for ever!"

"I love you Daddy"


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3 Re: Server Purge on Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:42 am

"Mister President! We are out of Bourbon!"

"God help us now. Execute Emergency War Orders! NOW FOOL"

"Yessir….

Mushroom Clouds.

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4 Re: Server Purge on Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:51 am

We are coming. We are Starving


Meal Team Six

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5 Re: Server Purge on Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:50 am

Lol I can't imagine what is to come.

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6 I miss Dayz on Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:45 pm

Will return one day. Things are tough atm

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