So in the states, we have powerball and "mega millions" lotto tickets.
Jackpot for mega was 1.6 Bil or some nonsense.
Someone won that.
But he/she is not getting 5 dollars of that jackpot because!
This guy <-----
I WON 5 bucks. And you know I cashed that shit in too! Just 29 minutes ago!
I wasted half of it on the candy machine at work last night before I knew I was the winner
That billionare didn't get all of it and he can eat a bag. I won!
FML.ORG/MIL.GOV
Jackpot for mega was 1.6 Bil or some nonsense.
Someone won that.
But he/she is not getting 5 dollars of that jackpot because!
This guy <-----
I WON 5 bucks. And you know I cashed that shit in too! Just 29 minutes ago!

That billionare didn't get all of it and he can eat a bag. I won!
FML.ORG/MIL.GOV